Zuckerberg Avatar greets enthusiastic staff in the VR office, while catatonic body lies in hospital bed

MENLO PARK, Calif. – Waving to his staff as he walked into the expanded Facebook Connect conference, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s avatar enthusiastically greeted his staff at a VR office on Friday as his catatonic body lay in a hospital bed. “Welcome to the future of connecting with others,” said the graphic representation of Zuckerberg, who boasts of his new vision for metavers while various monitors measured his vital signs, and tubes pumped his immobile physical body with oxygen and nutrients in the intensive care unit. “I’m super excited to tell you all that the metaverse is the next digital frontier that allows users to interact with each other without having to leave their own private physical space. Of course, much of this is far away, but hopefully the metaverse will within the next decade reach a billion people who are doing exactly what I am doing right now. ” At press time, Zuckerberg’s avatar suddenly began to fail when the hospital nurse changed the bag attached to his catheter.

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